Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

removed

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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How was the surgery?

surgery? But... was this not an autopsy???!!!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"