What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

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What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

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Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

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What's the coolest kind of surgery?

Hip surgery.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"