What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

Benefit Jokes More Benefit Jokes

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.