What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers