Benefit Jokes

  • Why do Mimes have no benefits?

    Because they never speak up.

  • What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

    Well, the flag is a big plus.

  • Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

    It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

  • What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

    The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

  • What does the south call friends with benefits?


  • What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

    They both benefit America!

  • What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

    The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.