Who loses?

America.

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What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.