What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!"

How much is an M&ampM?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!