What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

Asparagus Jokes More Asparagus Jokes

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...