When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

What do you call a guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.