What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

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How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

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What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.