Why did the chicken knock knock?

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road? A - To see the idiot across the street. Q - Knock knock. (Who's there?) A - The chicken.

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Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.