What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.