What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Nursing Home Jokes More Nursing Home Jokes

What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Trail Mix Jokes More Trail Mix Jokes

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.