What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!