What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

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Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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What's the worst part about necrophilia?

When you get stiff before she does.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one