Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "