You get milk.
Paperback
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
By seducing it
To be put out.
She peed her pants (read out loud)
Marry it.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
A moo-suem.
Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.
Because ladies go in first.
Liquor in the front and poker in the back
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
Porridge
ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.
They're antisocial lights.
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
A milk dud.