What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato