Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

Why do black people where baggy pants?

Cause they're knee grows!

Steam Roller Jokes More Steam Roller Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Mash Jokes More Mash Jokes

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.