Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press