What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

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What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

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What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!