How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

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Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

School Jokes More School Jokes

How is Rock School going dear?

It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's