Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Buggy Jokes More Buggy Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ?

Buggy Jean is not my lover !