How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.