What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

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How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."