What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.