Choke Jokes

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked...

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What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style.

Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?

Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.

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How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball?

Choke.

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Herman Jokes More Herman Jokes

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Brett Favre Jokes More Brett Favre Jokes

What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.