Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

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Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!