Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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What do rich people and bad flossers have in common?

Deep pockets.

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!