What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

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What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

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What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

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What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.