What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

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Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.