Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
The number of the car that hit you.
A: Flatman and Ribbon
It was a bit buggy.
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies
he has Divine Right of way
Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes
He gets good marx.
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Anything to ease the pain.
Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.
Im measuring your patience"