Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
Paperback
the tyranno-sorest rex
No gain no pain.
A masochrist.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.
Because they chew balls.
Me...........Owwwwww!!
Because he was pain in the neck!
A pain in the arse.
Kindle
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
Shoot him again.
Its a life of pain
It pains them to have standards.
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
He felt pain.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
In Hertz.
Anything to ease the pain.
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.
Fish and ships.
For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.
A gorilla pooped on his face.
They came in like a wrecking ball.
Thank you, Karma gain
They both take away the coffin.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Farfrompoopen.
Derweinerslider
Ouch
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Put-in. (In a Russian accent)
Sprint.