What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.