What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

Rainstorm Jokes More Rainstorm Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!