What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.