Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Toothache Jokes More Toothache Jokes

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.