How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha

How does Hillary's email server feel?

removed

Tsa Jokes More Tsa Jokes

What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches