How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

removed

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

What is the TSA's favorite movie?

Inspection.