How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

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How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

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What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

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What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.