Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

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Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

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What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.