In case they get a hole in one!
Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
The one that's left.
In case he gets a hole in one.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)
Just in case you get a hole in one.