Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

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How many doors are on a chicken coop?

Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan

What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

Chicken Sedan Jokes More Chicken Sedan Jokes

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -