Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.