What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

Uss Enterprise Jokes More Uss Enterprise Jokes

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

William Shatner Jokes More William Shatner Jokes

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so