What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!