What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.