What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes