What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it