What is 61 to a blonde?

A: She wants 8 (ate) more.

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What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner