What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

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What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS